True Facts About Joanna Newsom: Archive

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Joanna gets pissed. “It does not suffice! IT DOES NOT SUFFICE!!”

Feb 25th

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Feb 12th

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Jan 1st

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congrats to joanna newsom for her grammy...

Dec 4th

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Nov 21st

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Speaking of new music, we couldn’t, in good conscience, post about one up-and-coming artist without posting about two others dear to the fandom’s heart. littlerunawaybunny (aka Alex) is the sweetest Joanna Newsom fan on this website. No, really! She never fails to say something nice to someone when they are down. Niceness aside, she is incredibly talented at guitar and the harp. This...

Nov 20th

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Joanna inspired orchestral-folk! →

“Hello! Just thought I’d sent this through. Been working hard away at this little EP for the last year - me singing and banjoin’, with a 50 piece orchestra - very, very much inspired by Joanna Newsom. All time favourite artists, hands down. Anyway! I perform under my middle name, ‘Packwood’. This is the debut single! I hope you dig it =) B x” (we always...

Nov 20th

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Nov 20th

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When Kermit the Frog sings about “Why are there so many song about rainbows”, it’s because Joanna Newsom is the creator of all rainbows. (submitted by clairethehobbit)

Nov 20th

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Hey y’all. So we still post in this every so often but, obviously, not as much as we used to. We suck at that sort of stuff but we are also busy with jobs and all of that useless junk that is made even more useless by the fact we could be spending our time writing funny things about Joanna Newsom. That being said, we (and by we I totally just mean me, scrape-your-knee) are totally looking...

Nov 20th

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oatmealwithadream asked: Then there was a silence you took to mean something: mean, run, sing for alive your blog will evermore be!

Nov 18th

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Nov 5th

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on behalf of all the jonew fans, HAPPY BIRTHDAY...

Nov 4th

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Nov 1st

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Oct 16th

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Oct 6th

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Oct 4th

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Oct 3rd

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Oct 2nd

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Oct 2nd

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“Nearer the Heart of Things”: Erik Davis profiles... →

Setting aside the jokes for a moment to post this old article from… 2006? Yeah, 2006. But almost 2007. Hokey Pete…. Anyway, many of you have probably read this, but if you haven’t, and perhaps if you have, it’s worth a read.

Sep 9th

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Sep 5th

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Aug 28th

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Aug 28th

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Jul 28th

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“Hi, my name is Joanna Newsom.”

– perfection

Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 15th

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Jul 15th

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littlerunawaybunny: Remember when Joanna Newsom wasn’t perfect? Yeah, I don’t either

Jul 14th

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Jul 12th

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Jul 10th

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Jul 9th

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Jul 8th

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Jul 5th

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Jul 3rd

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Jul 3rd

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Jul 3rd

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Jun 24th

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“pretty sure this is her mom. http://www.sierranevadamedgroup.org/Why_Sierra_Nevada_Medical_Group/News/212097” HOLY CRAP! Thanks itoldhertohaveoneonme! This is great news and we can finally see the woman whose womb is the Entrance to Heaven.

Jun 19th

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“We’ve lost a lot of business because of that darn Joanna Newsom.”

– paving companies

Jun 18th

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As most of you should know, a bunch of stills and photos were released from the set of “Good Intentions Paving Company”. Members of JNiP just finished clutching their chests, struggling to breathe under the massive weight of their pounding, over-flowing hearts. We will post pictures later, if you guys haven’t seen them yet, and we will post the video as soon as it is released!

Jun 18th

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